i just puked because of how funny this was
SHE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ALL OF THEM WTF
Okay but really honestly she sounds just like them
i watched this on the bus.
bad idea
THIS IS THE MOST TELENTED PERSON I HAVE EVER.SEEN.
wooow
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i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realist shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
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View Larger fun fact: me in the white shorts
fun fact: me in the gray shorts kissing the cutest boy in the world
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yes
NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT KIDS, that’s why they’re not allowed on here. Fuck yahoo c’mon
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“Oh I have plenty to say!”
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